Because Brooklyn was the greatest place on the earth before it got invaded by yuppies and hipsters and stroller pushing barren-wombed lesbian cunts with their fucking Chinese girl babies that they bought online
Because Brooklyn was where you were judged by what kind of man or woman you were, rather than what you own.
Because it was the only place where you could get decent bagels, bread, Italian Ices (fuck Corona) and PIZZA
Because, despite the ethnic rivalries and racial strife of my youth, we all fuckin' grew up together and ate together and learned how to call each other names in 15 different fucking languages.
Because it's where I'm from. And where I'll be buried, with a big fuck you to the assholes who are still there.
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