Don't forget to eat your fruits & veggies, I says

The next time you tell me there's a ton of naked lesbians at the pool, PLEASE be more specific......

Salut, I says. A toast to the holiday! Now I gotta go cook and clean like a bitch.....

Let's all get together & celebrate, I says!

Opening The Gift

Wishing youse all the best, I says!

All alone at Xmas...how sad, I says!

Ho Ho Ho, I says!!

How the fuck are ya?

Welcome to my home on the web, I says