Just trying to help the brothers out here

I know it's Valentines Day Monday, and a lot of you guys are gonna get dragged to the movies for a "date night".

Since many women love to see all of the award contenders, I'm taking it upon myself to give a little capsule review of the one's that I've seen or know something about:

Inception

- Good fuckin' movie, I says

The Kids Are Alright

- I know you're thinking that since it features lesbians, it should be hot. It's not

Black Swan
- This has a hot lesbian scene, but it's a fucking ballet movie

127 Hours
 - Some douche gets stuck, amputates arm. Who gives a fuck?

The Fighter
 - Great fucking movie; best of the bunch  This is a movie for men

If you get talked into something else, you're too pussywhipped for me to help you.